me: | does 5 situps |
me: | where are my abs |
i really want to just walk into the shower fully clothed and turn it on and get soaked and sit on the floor and cry like they do in films it looks fulfilling
*Hears noises at night*: | Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life |
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: | I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on |
*Heart is beating fast*: | I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is |
*A cop walks by*: | Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone |
*Taking a test*: | Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school |
*Gets a sunburn*: | Skin cancer |
when people seriously compliment me
it’s like
wow are you being
for real
like
god bless you and your family
and I hope all your dreams come true
amen
